Gastineau unbelievableness

It's late, I'm typing up a bunch of annotated bibs and I've surfed over to E! TV. The Gastineau Girls (a fantastically stupid show) is on and I just heard someone on the show refer to himself as a "fashion blah blah strategist." WTF???? Fashion STRATEGIST??? Sometimes this stuff is so over-the-top out of my frame of living that I can't stop myself from watching.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Dr. Strategy was plying his trade in service to a chihuahua. They ended up with a set of $75 dog boots.